people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?
"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"
"Ask for more hours!"
"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "
"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"
and the ultimate one:
I love my skin!
(Source: arthaemisia, via pokemonsnapme)
Anonymous said: What type of guys do you like?
A guy that came make me laugh - like really laugh - is gonna have the best chance of me being into him. I like creative guys. Guys with great smiles. Tattoos. Tall (but not that important). Dark hair and eyes.
Gentleman. You have every right to not brush your teeth. But if you choose not to, don’t expect me to kiss you. Especially if your breath smells like you just ate a bag of shit.
Thanks @imcmoc for the haircut. 💇💯
"When I was a kid, I believed you would become a mermaid when you went in the water to swim".
I really loved the little mermaid as a kid growing up so I had the warped perception you became a mermaid when you entered the water ahaha. This is me learning to swim with my cousin! This piece is for a gallery show at work.
It’s a fucking duel disc.